John Farley’s MisInformation Desk

This year I resolve to be less American.

I resolve to stave off materialism.

I resolve to abandon capitalism.

I resolve to denounce imperialism.

I resolve to avoid ‘isms’ in general.

I resolve to think more and speak less.

I resolve to reduce my consumption of goods, resources, and propaganda.

I resolve to turn a blind-eye to mind-numbing distractions like reality television, mediocre news programs, and neo-conservative dogma.

I resolve to make less of an ass-groove in my couch and more of a foot-path in nature.

I resolve to renounce obesity, divorce, murder, and other Great American traditions.

Posted on December 21st, 2007 by John Farley
Filed under: Trepidation